Banking Experience

Banking IT is where bureaucracy goes to die... slowly... over the course of several months while you wait for access permissions. This beautifully captures the Kafkaesque nightmare of working in financial institutions where you spend 3 months just getting set up, another month actually coding, and then watch your release fail because someone sneezed during deployment.

The real kicker? Step 16 creates an infinite loop back to step 8, meaning you're basically stuck in development purgatory forever. And that casual "I'll explain how hotfixes are done later!" at the end? Chef's kiss. Because if the regular release process is THIS painful, imagine trying to push an emergency fix. You'd probably need to schedule a meeting to schedule a meeting to request permission to think about scheduling the hotfix.

Fun fact: Banks run on systems so old that COBOL programmers are being pulled out of retirement. The red tape isn't a bug, it's a feature designed to make sure nothing ever changes too quickly. Because when you're handling people's money, apparently the solution is to make everything move at the speed of continental drift.