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You're sitting there in the meeting room, passionately explaining how refactoring this spaghetti code NOW will save literally hundreds of developer hours down the line, how proper architecture will prevent future bugs, how clean code is an investment in the company's future... and management just stares at you with that blank expression like you're speaking ancient Sumerian. "But will it make the feature ship faster THIS quarter?" they ask. No Karen, but it'll prevent the entire codebase from collapsing into a black hole of technical debt! The eternal tragedy of every C-level executive meeting where devs try to advocate for code quality, maintainability, and long-term sustainability, only to be met with "It doesn't matter to me" because all they see is the quarterly revenue chart. Ship fast, break things, cry later when nobody can understand the code anymore.
They Only Understand Money
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