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Deploy On Friday Because Why Not
Devops Programming Debugging Testing
6 days ago 56.2K views 0 shares
Deploy On Friday Because Why Not
The digital equivalent of sticking a fork in an electrical socket while standing in a puddle. Deploying to production on Friday is that special brand of self-sabotage only developers understand. Sure, you could wait until Monday when you're fresh and have a whole week to fix the inevitable dumpster fire. But where's the adrenaline rush in that? Nothing says "I hate future me" quite like pushing code right before the weekend and then acting surprised when your phone explodes with alerts while you're trying to enjoy your beer. It's basically the tech version of "hold my beer and watch this" – except the beer is your weekend and what we're watching is your mental stability crumble in real-time.

Free Speech Has Its Limits
Devops Git Programming
18 days ago 77.4K views 0 shares
Free Speech Has Its Limits
Every dev knows that feeling when someone suggests a Friday deployment. Suddenly the whole team turns into a hit squad ready to take you out. The unspoken rule of "thou shalt not deploy on Friday" exists for a reason—nobody wants their weekend ruined by production fires while they're three beers deep at happy hour. The true violence isn't the guns; it's forcing your team to debug a broken API when they should be starting their weekend.

We Are Not The Same: Version Number Edition
Programming Devops Git Debugging Testing
1 month ago 90.8K views 0 shares
We Are Not The Same: Version Number Edition
The difference between how versioning should work and how it actually works in some codebases. According to semantic versioning, you increment the major version (like 1.0 to 2.0) when you make changes that break backward compatibility. But then there's that one developer who breaks something with literally every commit and somehow still has a job. Their changelog probably just reads "Fixed stuff, broke other stuff" for every release. It's basically the software development equivalent of playing Russian roulette with a fully loaded gun.

The Secret Language Of Version Numbers
Programming Devops Agile Git Debugging
1 month ago 93.5K views 0 shares
The Secret Language Of Version Numbers
Finally, someone brave enough to decode the cryptic art of version numbering! The major version gets bumped when you're feeling particularly smug about your code. The minor version? That's just for the mundane Tuesday releases. But that patch number? That's where the bodies are buried—all those emergency fixes for bugs you swore didn't exist during code review. "No no, that 123 isn't a frantic weekend of hotfixes... it's a feature richness indicator ." Sure, buddy. We all know the truth behind those triple-digit patches. It's basically a shame counter.

Chad Versioning Evolution
Programming Hardware C++
2 months ago 120.8K views 0 shares
Chad Versioning Evolution
Behold the evolution of versioning sophistication! From the barbaric simplicity of "1, 2, 3" (did we even have computers back then?), to the refined elegance of "1.0, 1.1, 1.2" that makes project managers feel professional, and finally ascending to godhood with "8086, 80286, 80386" – where you're not just versioning software, you're naming it after the silicon it runs on. Nothing says "I've been in this industry since punch cards" like referencing Intel processors from the 1980s. The true power move isn't semantic versioning – it's naming your releases after increasingly obsolete hardware.

Take It From A Big Problem To Not My Problem
Debugging Devops Agile Programming Testing
2 months ago 110.6K views 0 shares
Take It From A Big Problem To Not My Problem
Ah, the classic developer escape hatch! This meme perfectly captures that moment in bug-fixing purgatory when you've spent 17 hours staring at the same broken code, and suddenly a lightbulb goes off—not to fix it, but to rebrand it . "It's not a memory leak, it's automatic cache clearing!" The dark art of turning catastrophic failures into marketable features is basically a required skill on any resume. The penguin's smug face says it all: "Ship it now, fix it never." This is basically how half of all software release notes are written.

The Friday Deployment Russian Roulette
Devops Programming Debugging Testing
2 months ago 90.4K views 0 shares
The Friday Deployment Russian Roulette
The eternal dilemma: two big red buttons. One promises a peaceful weekend. The other guarantees chaos by deploying to production on Friday. The sweating developer knows there's only one choice management will accept, and it's not the one that lets them sleep at night. Nothing says "I hate myself" quite like pushing code right before clocking out for two days.