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Wanted: Computer Hacker

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[text] o Wanted Computer Hacker Hi. I am Michael and I am pretty re that the bakery across e the street charged me for 8 croissants yesterday even though I only bought 7. To avenge this injustice need someone to help me hack into the bakery computer and transfer the cost of a croissant from their account to mine. If you are good at technology be outside the bakery at 5.18pm with a computer and we can carry out my plan. Here is what it will involve 3 We will be dressed as bakers so that people d suspicious I will bring dont have your own ont get a spare bakers hat just in case you 1f anyone asks us what were doing just say We own a 2 rival bakery called Full Speed Abread and we are just checking out the competition 1 have memorised the Wikipedia page on bread so if they ask any detailed questions about bread leave it to me F they ask any questions about bread that I cant ans will shout ver I 3 UN. That will be the signal that our cover 5 s has been blown and we need to get out of there I you do this job right and reimburse me for the croissant I will see to it that you are rewarded. I will NOT pay you in money because that would leave a money trail that the police could use to track us down. However ince you are so interested in computers 1 will pay you in floppy disks like the one below. And dont worry thats not the only floppy di that will be coming your way. There are plenty more where that came Michael Re Bakery Hack Hi. Michael again from the poster above. I have just nbered that I only have one bakers hat so you will need g your own. Hopefully this e e could possibly borrow tf not a problem. Ifit is r ive headgear from my und pers suit and you could w a 10w this is not ideal but it will have to do. Michae e protec