Oh, you sweet summer child asking how sprints make them agile. Let me tell you about every company that puts "Agile" in their job posting: they think slapping two-week sprints on their waterfall process magically transforms them into a lean, iterative machine. Meanwhile, they're planning features 10 sprints out like it's 2005 and Microsoft Project is still cool. Real agile is about responding to change, iterating quickly, and actually talking to users. Fake agile is when management learns the word "sprint" at a conference and thinks they've unlocked the secret to Silicon Valley success. Spoiler: having standups and calling your waterfall phases "sprints" doesn't make you agile, it just makes you waterfall with extra meetings. The "DUH" really captures that condescending energy from teams who genuinely believe they've cracked the code because they use Jira.