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Your laptop: "I'm fine, everything's running smoothly!"
Also your laptop the second you open Task Manager to check what's going on: *instantly becomes a well-behaved angel*
It's like your computer knows it's being watched and suddenly decides to stop whatever heinous CPU-melting crime it was committing. The fan goes from jet engine mode to silent meditation. The mystery process consuming 97% of your RAM? Vanished into the void. Chrome tabs? Suddenly using a reasonable amount of memory (just kidding, that never happens).
It's the tech equivalent of your car making that weird noise for weeks until you take it to the mechanic, and then it purrs like a kitten. Gaslighting at its finest.
