You're trying to move a feature you barely understand into production, and your support system is basically a human pyramid of questionable reliability. Your senior is at the bottom (probably on their phone), Claude and Gemini are doing the heavy lifting in the middle, your cursor is there for moral support, and somehow a 12-year-old StackOverflow thread is the one actually keeping everything from collapsing. The best part? You're at the top pretending you know what you're doing while everyone below is desperately trying to keep you from falling. Modern development in a nutshell: standing on the shoulders of AI assistants, outdated forum posts, and one senior dev who's probably questioning their life choices. At least nobody's reading the documentation—that would be too easy.

When Meta's AI team decides to generate images of two dudes crossing the sea on a boat, their model apparently took "crossing the sea" a bit too literally and created... whatever aquatic nightmare fuel this is. The whales (or are they dolphins? sea monsters?) have merged into some Lovecraftian horror that's simultaneously crossing the sea AND becoming the sea. The "AI: Say no more" part is chef's kiss because it captures that beautiful moment when generative AI confidently delivers something that's technically correct but fundamentally cursed. You asked for two dudes on a boat? Here's two marine mammals fused together in ways that violate both biology and physics. The model understood the assignment... it just understood it in a dimension humans weren't meant to perceive. Classic case of AI hallucination meets image generation—where the training data probably had plenty of boats, plenty of sea creatures, but when you combine them with oddly specific prompts, you get body horror featuring cetaceans. The Pirates of the Caribbean reference is perfect because this looks like something from Davy Jones' fever dream.

So someone just announced NERD, a programming language where humans don't write code—they just "observe" it. The workflow? Skim the AI-generated code, run tests, and ship. No actual reading required. Because who needs to understand what they're deploying to production, right? The post casually mentions that 40% of their code is now machine-written, and they spent the year reviewing PRs authored by Claude faster than they could type requirements. The punchline? They weren't really reading it. Just vibing with the vibes and hitting merge. NERD supposedly compiles to native and uses 50-70% fewer tokens, which sounds impressive until you realize the entire premise is "let AI write everything and hope for the best." It's like code review speedrunning—any% glitchless, no comprehension required. The real kicker is calling it "the last missing piece in the AI puzzle." Because nothing says "puzzle complete" like removing human understanding from software development entirely. What could possibly go wrong? 🚀