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Minus 10X Developers

25 minutes ago 4.8K views 0 shares

The tech industry's obsession with "10X developers" has spawned this beautiful hierarchy of coding reality. At the top, we have the mythical 10X developer - a shirtless keyboard warrior who apparently codes with the power of ten mortals. In the middle sits the humble 1X developer - just a normal person trying to get through the day without breaking production. And at the bottom? The "-10X developer" - an agile coach explaining what product managers do. Nothing says "actively harming productivity" like someone who doesn't code explaining how to manage code better. The real 10X move is avoiding meetings with either of these extremes.

I Forgor To Git Add Again

Git Devops Programming

50 minutes ago 8.9K views 0 shares

Ever tried to push your code only to realize you forgot to add anything? That's basically trying to launch a plane with no passengers! The Git workflow is supposed to be simple: commit your changes, push them to the remote repository, and watch your code take flight. But skip that crucial git add step, and suddenly you're the airline that forgot to board any passengers before takeoff. Nothing quite matches that sinking feeling when you realize your "important fix" was just an empty commit because you skipped the most fundamental step. It's like showing up to a gunfight with finger guns. Pew pew! Your repository remains blissfully unchanged.

The Four Horsemen Of SQL Joins

Databases Programming Backend

1 hour ago 17.5K views 0 shares

THE FOUR HORSEMEN OF SQL JOINS! From the innocent "inner join" that ruthlessly excludes your precious NULL values to the promiscuous "full join" that invites EVERYONE to the party! And don't get me started on "left join" and "right join" - they're like that couple who can't decide which in-laws to invite to Thanksgiving! Database relationships have more drama than a reality TV show, and these joins are the stars strutting their stuff on the runway of your query results. Your data either makes the cut or gets BRUTALLY GHOSTED!

The Semicolon: Silent Relationship Destroyer

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4 hours ago 56.6K views 0 shares

The Semicolon: Silent Relationship Destroyer

Romance? Cute. Missing a semicolon? Absolute nightmare fuel. Nothing quite like staring at your screen at 3 AM, bloodshot eyes, questioning your entire career choice because your code won't compile over a punctuation mark that's smaller than a fruit fly. The compiler's just sitting there... judging you... while you slowly descend into madness. Four days without sleep is rookie numbers when you're hunting down that syntax error that's hiding in plain sight.

That's Some Good Cable Management

Networking Devops Hardware Programming

5 hours ago 64.9K views 1 shares

Rejecting the chaotic spaghetti wiring that looks like your legacy codebase after 5 developers quit? Yes please . Embracing those clean, organized, zip-tied cables that make your network rack look like it belongs in a museum? Absolutely . The skeleton represents your infrastructure - it's either going to be held together by prayers and StackOverflow answers, or it's going to be a thing of beauty that you can actually troubleshoot without wanting to end your career. Remember kids: cable management is just version control for the physical world.

Trick XNOR Treat

Programming Algorithms Math

5 hours ago 67.3K views 0 shares

Boolean logic has never been so festive! This meme brilliantly visualizes logical operators using Halloween pumpkins in Venn diagrams. OR shows both pumpkins lit up with their overlap, because either condition works. AND only lights the intersection—both conditions must be true. XOR (exclusive OR) lights everything EXCEPT the overlap—you can have one but not both. NOR says "nope to everything" with a completely dark result. NAND is basically "anything but AND" so everything except the intersection is lit. Finally, XNOR (exclusive NOR) is the evil twin of XOR—it only lights up when both conditions are the same. Next Halloween party ice-breaker: "So... are you more of a NAND or XOR person?" Watch as everyone slowly backs away from you.

Time Heals All Sprints

Agile Programming

6 hours ago 74.7K views 0 shares

The ultimate developer survival strategy: strategic procrastination. Why fight the never-ending stream of tasks when you can simply outlast your Project Manager? The turtle isn't slow—it's tactical . While that anxious little snail is freaking out over deadlines, our shell-backed hero is playing the long game. Project managers come and go, but technical debt is forever. The best part? When the new PM arrives, they'll have no idea which tasks were actually impossible versus which ones you just didn't feel like doing. Checkmate, management.

Gitignore Under Gitignore

Git Webdev Devops Programming Debugging

7 hours ago 80.5K views 0 shares

The ultimate recursive nightmare: adding .gitignore to your .gitignore file. It's like telling your version control "please ignore my instructions to ignore things." Then wondering why your repo is either tracking everything or nothing at all. The digital equivalent of putting a "Do Not Disturb" sign on your "Do Not Disturb" sign.

The Git Nightmare

Git Devops Programming Debugging

9 hours ago 105.5K views 0 shares

Listen up, sweetie! The universe LITERALLY doesn't care if you mess up your algebra homework or burn your dinner, but make ONE tiny mistake in Git and suddenly you're living in a horror movie! 💀 That innocent little git push --force just turned your entire team's repository into a post-apocalyptic wasteland where no one remembers what code even is anymore. Your career? OVER. Your reputation? DESTROYED. Your will to live? QUESTIONABLE AT BEST. There's nothing more terrifying than staring into the abyss of merge conflicts that YOU created because you thought you were smarter than version control. Sleep tight!

The Semicolon Paradox

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10 hours ago 116.6K views 0 shares

English teachers casually dismissing semicolons while CS students have existential breakdowns at the mere thought of forgetting one. In languages like C, Java, and JavaScript, that tiny punctuation mark is the difference between working code and a compiler having a mental breakdown. Nothing says "character development" like spending 3 hours debugging only to discover you missed a semicolon on line 247. The compiler doesn't care about your feelings; it just wants its syntactic sugar.

Scrum Master Five Minutes Before Standup

Agile Devops Programming

12 hours ago 130.1K views 0 shares

Scrum Master Five Minutes Before Standup

The desperate coffee-fueled chaos before a standup meeting is too real. First, our Scrum Master frantically unpacks his briefcase of "agile tools" (read: random stuff he found on Medium articles). Then he's manically preparing coffee for the team because caffeine is the only way anyone's surviving another round of "what I did yesterday." By panel three, he's desperately shuffling through status reports like he's searching for the meaning of life in a pile of sticky notes. The paper hat is his final transformation into Captain Burndown Chart, ready to defend velocity metrics with his life. And finally... complete defeat. Collapsed face-down at the meeting table surrounded by coffee cups, realizing no amount of preparation can save him from the inevitable "we're blocked by DevOps" and "my Jira ticket is still in code review" that's coming in exactly 3 minutes.

How GitHub Feels Asking You To Enter Your Password Before Telling You Password Authentication Is No Longer Supported

Git Webdev Security Devops Programming

12 hours ago 138.2K views 0 shares

How GitHub Feels Asking You To Enter Your Password Before Telling You Password Authentication Is No Longer Supported

The AUDACITY of GitHub! First they're like "Enter your password, peasant" and then IMMEDIATELY after you type it in, they hit you with "Actually, passwords are SO last season, darling. Create an access token instead." 💅 It's like inviting someone to a formal dinner party, waiting until they show up in a tuxedo, and then announcing "Sorry, we're actually doing swimwear only now!" The DRAMA! The BETRAYAL! The unnecessary authentication hoops we jump through just to push our mediocre code!

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