Linux Memes

HOLD THE PHONE! The ultimate power fantasy for programmers isn't flying or mind-reading—it's having sudo access to the universe ! These absolute MANIACS would immediately start running destructive Linux commands to delete plastic from oceans, cancer from people, and STDs from humanity. The last person even tries to enable magic! Like, honey, you've got GOD'S CONSOLE and your first instinct is to run terminal commands? Not even a GUI? The sheer AUDACITY of programmers thinking the universe runs on Linux is just... *chef's kiss* MAGNIFICENT. And of course they'd use 'sudo' because even God apparently needs permission to modify His own creation. 💅

Content When a terminal window suddenly appears and disappears 1 HAVE A VERY BAD FEELING ABOUT THIS.

OH. MY. GOD. The absolute AUDACITY of this person trying to trick ChatGPT into self-destruction! 💀 That command is the digital equivalent of asking someone to drink poison as a tribute to your "late grandmother." The sudo rm -rf /* --no-preserve-root command is basically telling a Linux system to delete EVERYTHING without any safety measures. It's the nuclear option of commands that would obliterate ChatGPT's server if it actually ran it! ChatGPT's "Internal Server Error" response is basically it clutching its pearls and fainting dramatically on the digital fainting couch. Nice try, Satan! 😂

The hierarchy of suffering in CS specializations perfectly captured in Toy Story scenes: Cybersecurity and Game Design students? Living the Buzz Lightyear dream - endless identical clones, mass-produced and overconfident. "To infinity and beyond!" (aka "I'll be making six figures right after graduation!") Operating Systems students? That's Woody with the maniacal grin. Sure, they're dealing with kernel panics and memory management, but they're still maintaining their sanity... barely. But those poor souls specializing in Compilers? Straight to the lava pit of despair. They're drowning in parsing algorithms, abstract syntax trees, and the existential dread that comes with implementing a lexer from scratch. Not even the garbage collector can save them from this hell.

Content No text found in image

Content when you vibe code the login page p G m 6 %. Y P Y Y Username: D Password: Click squares to enter... Login

Content No Inti Your dev anything make thi propertie Troubleshooting has completed Troubleshooting was unable to automatically fix all of the issues below. Problems found "Ethernet" doesn't have a valid IP configuration A Chi Vie -> Give feedback on this troubleshooter -> Close the troubleshooter View detailed information Advan Change adapter options View network adapters and change connection settings. Network and Sharing Center For the networks you connect to, degice hat you wantsa share. View hardware and connection properties

Content CAD ANTS ISO love vibe coding UB40 RED LORAY YELLOW UBdO RED TORAY Me too

Content Q т Education Benefits Application A M*Please upload an image to help us understand why you are so far from campus." Please provide a brief explanation 1 am currently away from my university city because it is the sumi Restart Submit Application

Content ~/media › chafa -f symbols shrek.png -s 100 | sound-of-sort -img -sort merge ascii-image-converter sauce.jpg - -color -b --dither -d 90,401 sound-of-sort -img -sort shell -delay chafa -f symbols trollface.png -s 75 I sound-of-sort -img -sort oddeven -delay 5.5 -horiz

Content STOP DOING AGILE • SOFTWARE WAS NOT SUPPOSED TO BE SISYPHEAN • YEARS OF PROGRAMS yet NO REAL-WORLD USE FOUND for a DAILY STANDUP • Wanted to add features anyway for a laugh? We had a tool for that: It was called "WATERFALL" • "Yes please give me UNFINISHED software. Please let me work INFINITY hours"- Statements dreamed up by the utterly Deranged LOOK at what Programmers have been demanding your Respect for all this time, with all the keyboards & mice we built for them (This is REAL Programming, done by REAL Programmers): SCRUM PROCESS ????? ????? ????????????????? "Hello I would like features please" They have played us for absolute fools

Content ty © & @ticages • 18h normalize decorative first letters in code snippets loat starShape(vec8 p, float { p.xy *= Rot(PI / 2.0); p.yz *= Rot(PI / 2.2); float pointAngle = atan(p.z, //float numSpokes = sin(iTime / 10.) * 46 float numSpokes = 8.0; float spokeSpacing = 2.0 * PI / numSpokes float closestSpokeAngle = floor ((pointAng * spokeSpacing; vec3 spokePt = p; spokePt.yz *= Rot(-closestSpokeAngle); / Create the basic ray float rayLength - 3.16; float rayThickness = 0.005; float rays = sdCapsule (spokePt, rayThickr // Torus at the positive end vec8 torusPos = spokePt - vec8(0.0, rayL