Reinvent The Wheel

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Reinvent The Wheel

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The ultimate horror movie for developers: Saw: Linux Edition. A twisted game where the villain doesn't force you to cut off your limb, but rather challenges your ability to resist creating your own implementation of something that already works perfectly fine. The door is unlocked, the solution exists, but that little voice in your head is screaming "I bet I could build a BETTER wheel with blackjack and memory leaks." The true psychological torture isn't the trap—it's our own compulsive need to write everything from scratch when a perfectly good npm package is sitting right there.

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