Windows 2000: The Colossus That Broke The Y-Axis

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Windows 2000: The Colossus That Broke The Y-Axis

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BEHOLD THE CHART OF ABSOLUTE TRUTH! Windows 2000 isn't just taller than the other versions—it's in a completely different STRATOSPHERE! While Windows 7, 10, and 11 are barely visible specks of digital dust, Windows 2000 stands there like some kind of GODLIKE COLOSSUS towering over the OS landscape! Even Windows 98 is desperately trying to matter with its cute little bar. This chart is basically Microsoft saying "we peaked in 2000 and it's been downhill ever since!" The Y-axis doesn't even MATTER—Windows 2000 broke the chart, the laws of physics, and probably space-time itself. The rest are just participating for moral support!

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