True Excel Expertise Is Measured In Hatred

Content THIS THING DELETED 3 MONTHS OF WORK!!!! 32405 G Closed eliecerthoms opened this issue 5 days ago 8 comments eliecerthoms commented 5 days ago edited I had just downloaded code as an alternative and I was just playing with the source control option, seeing how it wanted to stage FIVE THOUSAND FILES I clicked discard... AND IT DELETED ALL MY FILES, ALL OF THEM, PERMANENTLY! HOW THE FUCK IS THIS SHIT POSSIBLE, WHO THE HELL IS THE DUMBFUCK WHO MADE THE OPTION TO PERMANENTLY DELETE ALL THE FILES ON A PROJECT BY ACCIDENT EVEN POSSIBLE?? CANNOT EVEN FIND THEM IN THE RECYCLE BIN!!! DIDN'T EVEN THOUGHT THAT WAS POSSIBLE ON WINDOWS!!! FUCK THIS FUCKING EDITOR AND FUCK WHOEVER IMPLEMENTED THIS OPTION. I WISH YOU THE WORST. IM PERMANENTLY STAYING AWAY FROM EVERY WINDOWS DEVELOPMENT SOFTWARE FROM NOW ON AND TO THE GENIUS WHO IMPLEMENTED THIS: FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU VSCode Version: Code 1.15.0 ( 895971, 2017-08-09T20:16:06.988Z) OS Version: WindowsNTia32 10.0.15063 Extensions:

Nothing quite captures the essence of corporate IT like being told you don't have permission to do something while literally being logged in as "Machine Administrator." It's like being the king but still needing to ask the queen for permission to use the bathroom in your own castle. Windows has this beautiful way of gaslighting you into questioning your own existence. You're the admin. The system says you're the admin. But somewhere deep in the registry, some Group Policy from 2003 is laughing at your futile attempts to change a simple setting. The real administrator was the permissions we denied along the way. Fun fact: This usually happens because of User Account Control (UAC) or domain policies overriding your local admin rights. The solution? Right-click, "Run as Administrator"... even though you're already an administrator. Makes perfect sense.

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STOP EVERYTHING! The character is wearing BLUE and sitting against a YELLOW background! It's the Visual Studio mascot being passed off as Xbox's new face! The audacity! The betrayal! Microsoft really said "why create new characters when we can just recycle our dev tools icons?" Next thing you know, Clippy will be announcing the next Halo game and the Windows paperclip will be demanding $70 for the base edition. The corporate synergy is just TOO MUCH to handle!

The ancient art of insulting Microsoft Windows by misspelling it has been passed down through generations of sysadmins like some kind of sacred tradition. "Microslop Windoze" is the preferred nomenclature among those who've spent too many hours troubleshooting driver issues at 3 AM. Drake knows what's up. Using the proper corporate names? Boring. Childish. But breaking out the leetspeak-adjacent insults that your Linux-loving coworker has been using since 1998? Now that's culture. That's heritage. That's the kind of petty energy that keeps IT departments running. Fun fact: These nicknames peaked during the Windows Vista era when they were actually justified. Now we just use them out of muscle memory and spite.

Microsoft just announced their AI Copilot is replacing the Windows Start button, and everyone's losing their minds over privacy concerns. But Microsoft's response? "What do you mean, 'Start'?" – playing innocent like they don't know what the Start button even is. The irony is chef's kiss: they're literally putting AI that could mine your local search data into the most iconic button in Windows history, then pretending they don't understand the wordplay when called out. It's the corporate equivalent of "Who, me?" while holding a smoking gun. Classic Microsoft move – rebrand everything, integrate AI everywhere, collect all the telemetry, and feign confusion when users get concerned. The Start button has survived since Windows 95, but apparently privacy concerns won't survive the AI revolution.