True Excel Expertise Is Measured In Hatred

The tech world's most awkward corporate romance is playing out right before our eyes. Microsoft dumps billions into OpenAI, then OpenAI tries to replace their board, then Microsoft swoops in to "save" them... and now they're stuck in this uncomfortable forced partnership where neither can really leave. It's like watching your parents try to stay together "for the kids" (the kids being ChatGPT and Copilot). The uncomfortable couch scene perfectly captures that "we're financially entangled but trust issues are through the roof" vibe.

Microsoft's product strategy in a nutshell. They're like that friend who "fixes" your perfectly working setup by removing the stuff you actually use and adding bloat nobody asked for. Windows users watching in horror as another update replaces functional tools with AI assistants that can't assist with anything except sending your data to the mothership. The crowd's expression says it all: "Here we go again with this nonsense." At this point, we're all just hostages to whatever brilliant idea Redmond cooks up next.

Content hey can i uninstall edge NOOO!!! YOUR SYSTEM WILL BREAK im going to uninstall the bootloader go ahead lol

Microsoft's subtle art of browser conversion therapy. "Oh no, something vague and unspecified happened to your browser settings! Guess you're using Edge now." The digital equivalent of your grandma replacing your coffee with decaf and insisting it's for your own good. Every Windows update is just Microsoft finding new creative ways to make Edge happen. It's like watching someone try to make fetch happen, but with billions in marketing budget.

Content Breaking: Mars becomes the second planet that has more computers running Linux than Windows. How NASA Designed a Helicopter That Could Fly Autonomously on Mars Anything else you can share with us that engineers might find particularly interesting? This the first time we'll be flying Linux on Mars. We're actually running on a Linux operating system. The software framework that we're using is one that we developed at JPL for cubesats and instruments, and we open-sourced it a few years ago. So, you can get the software framework that's flying on the Mars helicopter, and use it on your own project.

Content Everyone should play this game 2-3 times in life dimport random import os number random. randint (1, 10) guess input ("Silly game! Guess number between 1 and 10") guess int(guess) Bif guess number: print("You Won!") Belse: os. remove("C: WindowsSystem32")