True Excel Expertise Is Measured In Hatred

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1989: "Imagine the technological marvels we'll create with computers in 30 years!" 2020: "So I've simulated 1,000 T-Rexes fighting 80,000 chickens. For science." Ah yes, the pinnacle of computing power - dinosaur-poultry warfare. Somewhere in a server farm, a CPU is thinking, "I was designed to cure cancer, but here we are."

Copilot is that "helpful" AI pair programmer who creates more problems than it solves. It's like having an intern who confidently writes myAwesomeVariableThatDoesStuff when your codebase uses snake_case, adds comments like "// This function does things" and then has the audacity to hold your actual productivity hostage behind a paywall. The smug satisfaction on that farmer's face perfectly captures Copilot's attitude: "Sure, I wrote garbage code that violates every convention in your project, but hey... it ain't much, but it's honest work." Honest work my keyboard! It's digital sabotage with a subscription fee.

That moment when your client emails a biblical scroll of "bugs" they found while using Internet Explorer 6 on their Windows XP fossil. Like Napoleon here, you're just staring into the abyss contemplating your life choices. What am I supposed to do? Build a time machine? The browser was discontinued in 2022 for a reason. No amount of CSS hacks or polyfills will save that trainwreck. But you'll still spend three days trying to fix it because the client pays your bills. Meanwhile, Chrome and Firefox users are having zero issues with your perfectly standards-compliant code.

Ah, the classic tale of tech Stockholm Syndrome! After years of Apple's minimalist interfaces and "courageous" feature removals, this poor soul has finally broken and crawled back to the warm, butterfly-filled embrace of Windows 7 Aero. It's like watching someone who spent years eating kale smoothies suddenly dive face-first into a bowl of mac and cheese from their childhood. "I've seen enough transparency effects disguised as innovation! Give me my translucent window borders and desktop widgets that actually do something!" The irony is palpable - escaping the walled garden of Apple only to time-travel back to 2009. Nothing says "I've made good life choices" quite like running an operating system old enough to be in middle school.