Windows 98 Memes

Microsoft invented dark mode before it was cool—they just called it "Windows 98." While the rest of us were squinting at blinding white interfaces, Windows veterans were bathing in that sweet gray-on-darker-gray aesthetic since the Clinton administration. Fast forward to Windows 11 with its sleek blues and rounded corners looking at 98 like "who's your daddy?" The real irony? We spent decades escaping that "dated" look only to circle back and call it "ergonomic" and "eye-friendly." Congrats hipsters, you've reinvented floppy disks and dial-up modems are probably next.

BEHOLD THE CHART OF ABSOLUTE TRUTH! Windows 2000 isn't just taller than the other versions—it's in a completely different STRATOSPHERE! While Windows 7, 10, and 11 are barely visible specks of digital dust, Windows 2000 stands there like some kind of GODLIKE COLOSSUS towering over the OS landscape! Even Windows 98 is desperately trying to matter with its cute little bar. This chart is basically Microsoft saying "we peaked in 2000 and it's been downhill ever since!" The Y-axis doesn't even MATTER—Windows 2000 broke the chart, the laws of physics, and probably space-time itself. The rest are just participating for moral support!