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Got A Pretty Sweet Deal On eBay For This 4090 Build

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6 days ago 114.0K views 0 shares

Got A Pretty Sweet Deal On eBay For This 4090 Build

Ah yes, the elusive "4090 build" that runs Windows 2000 Professional. When the eBay listing said "cutting edge technology," they didn't specify which edge or which century. This isn't an RTX 4090 graphics card—it's some ancient scientific equipment with "4090μ+" printed on it! Somewhere, a lab technician is wondering why their semiconductor analysis machine is missing while some gamer is trying to figure out where to plug in their monitor. The seller technically didn't lie... this machine probably cost more than your entire gaming setup when it was new in 1999. But hey, at least it can run Minesweeper at a blistering 15 FPS!

Windows 2000: The Colossus That Broke The Y-Axis

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2 months ago 83.7K views 0 shares

Windows 2000: The Colossus That Broke The Y-Axis

BEHOLD THE CHART OF ABSOLUTE TRUTH! Windows 2000 isn't just taller than the other versions—it's in a completely different STRATOSPHERE! While Windows 7, 10, and 11 are barely visible specks of digital dust, Windows 2000 stands there like some kind of GODLIKE COLOSSUS towering over the OS landscape! Even Windows 98 is desperately trying to matter with its cute little bar. This chart is basically Microsoft saying "we peaked in 2000 and it's been downhill ever since!" The Y-axis doesn't even MATTER—Windows 2000 broke the chart, the laws of physics, and probably space-time itself. The rest are just participating for moral support!