The Duality Of Programmers

Coding struggles Developer anxiety Developer life Mental health Work-life balance Impostor syndrome Burnout Productivity Procrastination

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The Duality Of Programmers

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The ETERNAL TORMENT of a programmer's brain! 🧠💀 Left panel: "I desperately NEED a break or my code will literally turn into hieroglyphics!" Right panel: "How DARE I enjoy this beach when my unfinished code is SCREAMING at me from the void?!" It's the mental paradox that turns us all into anxious little T-Rexes with stubby arms too short to reach either productivity OR relaxation. The guilt-procrastination cycle is our natural habitat now. EVOLUTION HAS FAILED US.

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