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My Computer Has Trust Issues
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4 days ago 220.0K views 0 shares
My Computer Has Trust Issues
Your computer treats every program like it's a suspicious stranger in a dark alley, even the ones you literally just downloaded yourself. You ask it nicely to install something, it cheerfully agrees, then immediately goes full paranoid detective mode: "Where are you from? What's your publisher? Show me your digital signature!" And when the program can't produce a notarized letter from Bill Gates himself, your computer loses its mind and screams VIRUS at the top of its digital lungs. The best part? Half the time it's flagging your own code that you compiled five minutes ago. Like dude, I literally made this. That's me. You're calling me a virus. Thanks for the vote of confidence, Windows Defender.

Stop. Wrestling. Control. From Me.
Windows Security Microsoft Programming Debugging
26 days ago 148.9K views 0 shares
Stop. Wrestling. Control. From Me.
THE ABSOLUTE AUDACITY of Windows to block a program I specifically want to run! 💀 First, Windows has the NERVE to tell me "This is a program you blocked" when I have ZERO recollection of ever doing such a thing! Then when I plead my case like "But I know it's safe! I KNOW WHAT IT DOES!" Windows just shrugs with an "Okay" like some passive-aggressive teenager. So I have to resort to LITERALLY TRICKING THE OPERATING SYSTEM by adding it to the exclusion list! The digital equivalent of putting on a fake mustache and glasses! And Windows just falls for it with "Sounds good to me" only to IMMEDIATELY quarantine it anyway! The relationship between developers and Windows Defender is basically just one long, dramatic soap opera where we're all just trying to run our own code without being treated like criminals! 😭

The Defender Has Become The Chad
Windows Security Microsoft
4 months ago 228.9K views 3 shares
The Defender Has Become The Chad
Windows Defender out here flexing those muscles while other antivirus software just sits in the corner eating resources. Remember when we paid for third-party antivirus that would slow your machine to a crawl? Now the built-in option is somehow the chad of the security world. The tables have turned so hard they've got splinters.

Windows Defender's Selective Protection
Windows Security Microsoft Android Programming
8 months ago 326.7K views 0 shares
Windows Defender's Selective Protection
Windows Defender standing there with arms wide open, completely ignoring the barrage of threats raining down on poor Android Studio. Classic Microsoft security theater at its finest. That's why we all end up installing third-party antivirus software despite Windows swearing its Defender is all we need. Meanwhile, Android Studio just lies there, exhausted from consuming 32GB of RAM and still asking for more.