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Content Programmers, what's the funniest outsider's view of your job you've ever heard? Daniel Rolfe, Bachelors Finance Computer Programming, University of Technology, Sydney Answered 17h ago Many moons ago my ex wife was in the room while I was working on developing some new capability of a C application. Ihad man browser windows open with various sites displayed showing sample code, documentation, other people's approaches etc. She gasped and said, "Dan, what are you doing?". I was confused and told her I was working on some new functionality. "But aren't you cheating?" she asked, wide eyed. "Eh?" was my even more confused response. "You're looking at those websites, shouldn't you figure it out vourself?" My jaw dropped. ProarammerHumor.io

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The circus of frontend development in four acts. First, we're applying basic makeup with web apps. Then we're adding a bit more flair with React's "seamless" UI promises. By the third panel, we've gone full clown with React Native's write-once fantasy. But the final transformation? Finding out Windows Start menu is supposedly React Native. That's when you realize you've been part of the circus all along. The progression from "this makes sense" to "dear god what have we done" is the true frontend experience.

Oh. My. GOD! Visual Studio is SHAKING right now! 💅 Why spend 20 minutes installing a 10GB IDE when Notepad has been sitting there the ENTIRE TIME with its sassy little text editing capabilities?! The AUDACITY of Visual Studio to be so high maintenance when Notepad is just *chef's kiss* perfection! Your computer isn't having an existential crisis trying to run it, it came free with your Windows (what a bargain queen!), and it opens files faster than you can say "my project is due in 5 minutes." Sure, Visual Studio has intellisense and debugging, but does it have the DRAMA of coding without a safety net? I think NOT! Notepad users are the true chaos demons of programming - no syntax highlighting, no auto-complete, just PURE CODING ADRENALINE!

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