Where Do You Like To Start?

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Where Do You Like To Start?

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The existential crisis of a Windows 11 user faced with the most traumatic UI change since Internet Explorer toolbars. Microsoft's decision to center the Start button after decades of muscle memory training is like suddenly moving your bathroom door to the opposite wall. That moment of panic when your cursor frantically searches the bottom left corner only to find emptiness is pure psychological warfare. And just when you think you've adapted, you'll use someone else's Windows 10 machine and your brain short-circuits all over again.

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