Digital Inheritance Plan

Going to prison in 2009: GTX 480 was cutting edge. Coming back in 2023: "DLSS? Ray tracing? 40-series? Is this even the same planet?" The hardware acceleration gap hits harder than prison food. At least in jail you expect to get stabbed - graphics card prices these days are the real crime.

Content I work in IT, which is the reason our house has: - mechanical locks - mechanical windows - routers using OpenWRT - no smart home crap - no AlexaGoogle Assistant... - no internet connected thermostats Tech Enthusiasts: Everything in my house is wired to the Internet of Things! I control it all from my smartphone! My smart-house is bluetooth enabled and I can give it voice commands via alexa! I love the future! Programmers Engineers: The most recent piece of technology I own is a printer from 2004 and I keep a loaded gun ready to shoot it if it ever makes an unexpected noise.

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Look, I've been compiling kernels since before some of you had email addresses, and this "research" is spot on. Linux users aren't paranoid - we're just security-conscious individuals who happen to check for NSA backdoors in our toaster firmware. That command sudo apt-get install kabbalah ? Pure genius. Because when your package manager can't solve dependency hell, might as well try ancient mysticism. And the kernel panic bit hits too close to home. Nothing like debugging a system crash at 3AM while questioning your life choices and wondering if maybe, just maybe, you should've just bought a Mac like your cousin suggested. The real schizophrenia is maintaining a love-hate relationship with a system that gives you complete control while simultaneously making you question your sanity. And we wouldn't have it any other way.

Behold the mighty Ryzen i9 9950 X3D running at 9.0GHz with 100% CPU usage... all to display a notification that says "New task running" in Turkish. That $1000+ processor with enough computing power to simulate multiple universes is working at MAXIMUM CAPACITY to tell you it's... working. It's like hiring a NASA engineer to announce they've arrived at work. The thermal paste is probably crying right now.

Content 1989 It's amazing to think what great and exciting things people will be doing with PC's in 30 years Now This PC can't run Windows 11 The processor isn't supported for Windows 11. While this PC doesn't meet the system requirements to run Windows 11, you'll keep getting Windows 10 updates. Learn More