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Digital Inheritance Plan

Windows Networking

18 days ago 72.7K views 0 shares

Digital Inheritance Plan

Ah, the golden age of dial-up internet, when downloading a single executable meant you could start it before dinner and hope it finished before retirement. 4.61 KB/sec transfer rate and 39 years remaining? That's not a download, that's a digital inheritance plan for your grandchildren. The best part was the download would inevitably fail at 98% because someone picked up the phone.

If There Was A Contest For The Slowest Internet, I'd Lose Because I Wouldn't Be Able To Enter It

Networking Windows

24 days ago 82.1K views 0 shares

If There Was A Contest For The Slowest Internet, I'd Lose Because I Wouldn't Be Able To Enter It

The eternal struggle of downloading anything on a connection so bad it can't even finish a Minecraft Wiki page. That download bar showing "5 minutes left" is the universe's cruelest joke - we all know those 5 minutes will magically transform into 10 hours, then back to 3 minutes, then "connection lost." The fact they've already canceled one download attempt is the digital equivalent of waving a white flag. Trying to game with this internet is like trying to win Formula 1 with a tricycle.