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The endless cycle of mod addiction strikes again! Your poor computer is basically begging for mercy like an overworked employee on their 12th straight hour. "Just one more mod" is the programmer equivalent of "just one more line of code before bed" – a dangerous lie we tell ourselves right before everything crashes spectacularly. Your PC's cooling fans are probably screaming louder than a junior dev who just pushed to production without testing.

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Just trying to keep your files neatly organized on your local machine when OneDrive kicks down your door with a knife and that innocent "Let's finish setting up" prompt. The digital equivalent of a mafia shakedown. "Nice files you got there... would be a shame if they were forcibly synced to the cloud." No Microsoft, I don't want my embarrassingly named folders automatically uploaded to your servers. Sometimes a dev just wants to keep their code hoarder tendencies private without fighting off cloud services every time they boot up.

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