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BEHOLD THE CHART OF ABSOLUTE TRUTH! Windows 2000 isn't just taller than the other versions—it's in a completely different STRATOSPHERE! While Windows 7, 10, and 11 are barely visible specks of digital dust, Windows 2000 stands there like some kind of GODLIKE COLOSSUS towering over the OS landscape! Even Windows 98 is desperately trying to matter with its cute little bar. This chart is basically Microsoft saying "we peaked in 2000 and it's been downhill ever since!" The Y-axis doesn't even MATTER—Windows 2000 broke the chart, the laws of physics, and probably space-time itself. The rest are just participating for moral support!

The emotional trauma of using Windows after being spoiled by Linux is apparently equivalent to collapsing in agony on the ground. Ten whole minutes of waiting for updates, clicking through permission dialogs, and watching that spinning circle of doom is enough to send any terminal-loving penguin enthusiast into the fetal position. The withdrawal symptoms are brutal - no package manager, no grep, and heaven forbid you try to customize anything without downloading seventeen different third-party apps. It's like going from driving a manual sports car to pedaling a tricycle with square wheels uphill.

Content FRIEND: JUST BIFM! TEM: Step 1: Make sure you have Git installed on you machine. If you are on a Mac, fire up the terminal and enter the following command: S git --version This will prompt open an installer if you don't already have git. So set it up using the installer. If you have git already, it'll just show you which version of git you have installed. If you are running Linux(deb), enter the following in the terminal: S sudo apt install git-all If you are on Windows: s get a mac

When you're just trying to manage some corporate devices but the search suggestions are having an existential crisis. Apparently Microsoft Intune isn't just for MDM anymore—it's for VPNs, nipple shields, and reliving Reddit nostalgia. Someone's IT department is definitely monitoring these searches and silently judging. The beautiful moment when enterprise software collides with "things I definitely shouldn't be googling on my work computer." Corporate compliance teams everywhere just felt a disturbance in the force.

Content Windows 10 now uses machine learning to stop updates installing when a PC is in use Machine learning to the rescue By Tom Warren tomwarren Jul 25, 2018, 5:57 pm EDT

Ah, the irony of Microsoft documenting how to install PowerShell on Linux! It's like finding installation instructions for a vegetarian restaurant inside a steakhouse. For years, Microsoft and Linux were sworn enemies—Steve Ballmer once called Linux "a cancer." Fast forward to today, and Microsoft is teaching you how to use their tools on their former arch-nemesis's platform. That's like Darth Vader writing a guidebook on how to build a better lightsaber for Luke. The real kicker? Most Linux admins would rather eat their mechanical keyboard key by key than use PowerShell when they have perfectly good Bash. It's the documentation equivalent of building a bridge that nobody asked for and nobody will cross.