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Congratulations! You've just witnessed a technological funeral without even sending flowers. Remember when we'd spend hours burning installation CDs, driver discs, and backup DVDs? Now we just click "download" and forget physical media exists. That beige CD drive is basically a museum piece now—like finding a dinosaur fossil in your desk drawer. The silent tragedy is that some poor Verbatim disc factory worker probably shed a tear the day cloud storage took over and nobody noticed. Pour one out for those 700MB circular heroes that got us through the pre-broadband dark ages.

Ah, the classic rural internet experience—where downloads move at the speed of continental drift. At 1,638 B/s, this poor soul is getting a whopping 1.6 KB per second, meaning their 1.6 GB file will finish downloading sometime next geological era. The "12 days left" is basically the computer's polite way of saying "maybe consider writing this down on paper instead." Village internet: where you can start a download, plant a tree, watch it grow to maturity, and still come back to see it's only at 43%.

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Nothing screams "professional software demo" like forgotten debug messages popping up during your big product launch. The presenter's desperate attempt to rebrand "WTF!!!??1" as a "Wireless Transfer Feature" is the kind of quick thinking that gets you promoted to middle management. The best part? The increasing panic as more debug alerts pile up. That dev who left those messages never thought they'd see the light of day. "HERE12" was probably just checking if their code reached line 12, but now it's the star of the show! This is why code reviews exist, folks. That, and to make sure nobody sees the "XXX" comments you left as reminders to fix that "temporary" solution from six months ago.

Content Close-cropped hair, just like Dad's when he worked at Big Blue. Power tie: all the color he requires. Computing is serious business. Keep a straight face. BACKPACK: PowerBook Duo 230; accessories Metricom Ricochet wireless modem - lomega Zip drive; five full cartridges Extended key. board and mouse - Nokia 100 cell phone Newton MessagePad A few scratched up floppy disks MacAddict - One 8-pin serial cable Piles of notes, papers and transit schedules. The casual "Seinfeld-cut' is in. Of course, Jerry would never use a PC. The earring isn't mak- ing the statement it once was, but it still helps to draw the line. BRIEF CASE: Portg Toshiba laptop - Microsoft Office installation disk- PC Magazine - Byte One Xircom Credit Card Ethernet modem - One 10-base T-cable An HF 32S calculator A Lotus penknife Needlenose pliers A multi-tip screwdrivei IBM Networking Center pen kept in custom-crafted pocket protector. You never know when you're going to need a PhoneNet connector. Mandatory wacky watch just looks cool. Imitation Rolex. The denim shirt is standard issue. Get Brooks Brothers. What else? FootLocker. What else? THE WINDOWS USER HOBBIES: No time for hobbies, still trying to install system. SECRET SHAME: Has a Mac at home for "the kids". Really, really liked Microsoft Bob. BELIEF: Thinks Bill Gates is God. THE MAC ADDICT HOBBIES: No time for hobbies, too busy spam- ming Windows-only developers. SECRET SHAME: Still uses WriteNow for word processing. BELIEF: Thinks Bill Gates thinks he's God. ProdrammerHumor.io