At Least It Didn't Have AI

Windows 8 looking back at Windows 11 users like "Maybe the Start Screen wasn't your biggest problem after all." Sure, Windows 8 had a touch-optimized interface nobody asked for on their desktop, but at least it didn't try to be your personal AI assistant while eating 4GB of RAM for breakfast. Now you've got Copilot shoved into every corner of the OS, AI-powered search that still can't find your files, and enough "intelligent" features to make you nostalgic for the days when your OS just... did what you told it to. Windows 8 may have been the awkward middle child of the Windows family, but compared to having AI slop injected into every system function, those Metro tiles are starting to look pretty reasonable.