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Ah yes, the intoxicating aroma of a brand new server rack—nothing quite compares to that blend of fresh electronics, pristine metal, and the faint scent of budget approval forms. It's like new car smell, but for sysadmins who get weirdly emotional about hardware. The description "Like a freshly unboxed rack unit infused with corporate hope" is *chef's kiss* because it captures that brief, magical moment before reality sets in. Before the 2 AM outages. Before the "temporary" workarounds become permanent. Before someone inevitably misconfigures the firewall and brings down production. Right now it's all potential and promise. Give it three months and it'll smell like overheating components, broken dreams, and someone's leftover pizza from the last emergency maintenance window.

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Oh sweet summer child... that command sudo rm -fr /* has nothing to do with French language packs. It's the nuclear option - recursively force-removing everything from your root directory. Left guy thinks it's a harmless Linux tip. Right guy knows he's about to witness digital seppuku. After 20 years in tech, I've seen at least three junior devs run similar commands because "the internet said so." Pro tip: never run commands you don't understand, especially ones with sudo, rm, and wildcards in the same breath. That's like mixing tequila, decisions, and your ex's phone number at 2am.

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Content rJokes uGstyTsty 12h A genie granted me 2 out of my 3 wishes, and my third wish was for him to forget he ever met me He replied with "I am a genie, and I shall grant you 3 wishes 3484 J 247 Share misterpickleman 10h think I saw this same loophole exp... StickFigureFan 8h It would be funny if you then made your 4th1st wish and the genie tried to fulfill it and nothing happened because the 3 wish rule isn't some genie based restriction but rather some wider magic system wide restriction. h Reply 4 229 Terrin369 8h This is kinda how it was originally suppos... florinandrei 29m system wide restriction Okay. sudo forget 4 Vote S

Content What are the 7 deadly sins of programming? John Purcell, Creator of CaveOfProgramming.com Answered OCt 30 : Upvoted by Hasis A Munaimin, IOl participant 43, 44. 45, ACM. ICPC World Finalist 2016 and Jessica Su, CS PhD student at Stanford 1. Using spaces instead of tabs. You should always, always use tabs, not spaces. 2. Using tabs instead of spaces. You should always, always, use spaces. 3. Not using auto-formatting. Forget all that tabsspaces rubbish, what's wrong with you - auto-format your code and then people won't have to look at your weird ideas about brackets and spaces. 4. Using IDEs, which have features such as auto-formatting and nicely- coloured buttons. All code should be written in vi or Emacs, thus ensuring the purity of the programming experience. 5. Not using IDEs. No-one wants to pay for all the time it's going to take you to type things that you could have done at the click of a button, or scroll up and down using some ridiculous key combination invoked using LISP. 6. Failing to learn C and C. It's really important to learn the two absolute essential languages. You think Java is just as good? Fine, write me a real-time control system for racing cars in Java and I'll believe you. 7. Learning C or C when you could be using something modern like Java instead. Admit it - all your schedules involving C or C overrun by five years. And even then the software turns out to have critical flaws that Java would not even have allowed vou to create. 8. Overrunning the end of an array. 124.8k Views 3.448 Upvotes