They Can't Help It Can They

Every Linux enthusiast's default response to literally any technical problem. Your printer won't connect? Install Linux. Excel crashing? Install Linux. Your toaster won't toast? You guessed it—install Linux bro.

The beauty here is that someone's asking for help with a Windows-specific issue, and the Linux guy's brain immediately short-circuits to evangelism mode. It's like asking a mechanic how to fix your Honda and they respond with "have you considered buying a Tesla?" Zero situational awareness, maximum conviction.

The irony? If they actually switched to Linux, this same person would be the first to ghost them when their WiFi drivers don't work or they can't figure out why their audio is routing through /dev/null.