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I Technically Never Wished For More Wishes

I Technically Never Wished For More Wishes
This programmer just executed the most beautiful integer overflow exploit in history! First wishing for wishes to be counted as an unsigned 32-bit integer (max value: 4,294,967,295 wishes), then ensuring the subtraction happens after the wish completes (avoiding the "no more wishes" rule), and finally wishing for 0 wishes which causes an underflow to 4,294,967,295! The genie's face says it all - he just got absolutely destroyed by a classic buffer overflow vulnerability. This is what happens when you don't sanitize your inputs, magical beings!

Slpt: Steal From Your Newborn So They Become Rich

Slpt: Steal From Your Newborn So They Become Rich
Ah, the classic integer overflow exploit, but for babies! This programmer parent found the ultimate life hack - exploiting the Social Security system like it's a poorly coded video game from the 90s. Give your newborn a dollar, wait for their SS number, then take it back to create a negative balance that wraps around to the maximum 32-bit integer value ($2,147,483,647). It's basically SQL injection but for parenting. This is what happens when developers become parents - they immediately start looking for edge cases in government systems. Forget college funds, just find buffer overflows!

We've all been there

We've all been there | code-memes, try-memes, loc-memes, lock-memes, requirements-memes, exploit-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content What to do when your Code is due in 30 Minutes and you were Procrastinating 1. First, take a deep breath. It's going to be okay. 2. Next, find the strongest stimulant you can. Caffeine, nicotine, coke, whatever you can get your hands on. You're gonna need all your neurons overclocked for this one. 3. Try to find a fundamental flaw in the requirements that you can exploit. If all else fails, make something up. "The customer never specified the background color of the buttons when hovered" is a personal favorite. 4. Start writing code. Any code. Just enough to believe your own lies when you tell your boss what a great job you did. 5 Realize that there's no way vou can finish in time or find a oood

Classic Font Size Exploit

classicFontSizeExploit | hacker-memes, class-memes, exploit-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content Molly White mollyOxFFF-8h font-size: 3000; hacker voice: i'm in acker Steals 27M in Tether From Wallet Linked to inance Deployer e funds were then bridged to bitcoin on the THORChain bridge. Oliver Knight Nov 13, 2023 at 8:20 am. EST Updated Nov 13, 2023 at 9:45 a.m. EST block width: 1805; height: seopx; margin: 8 auto important; padding: 9 auto; Line-height: 0; font -family: Montserrat" font -weight: 908; sans-serif; text-align: left; font -size: 30001; 2- index: 1: transform: scale(-1, 1):) 27 million stolen from hot wallet (Mika BaumeisterUnsplash) 66 17 231 1-Inde widen: dhi 134K 1

Their plan: sudo rm -rf /Ukraine*

Their plan: sudo rm -rf /Ukraine* | hacker-memes, sudo-memes, exploit-memes, rm -rf-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content Lame Joke Of The Day LameJokes69 V Where do Russian Hackers store their exploits? ussrbin

Xz Exploit In Anutshell

xzExploitInANutshell | shell-memes, exploit-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content CPU AT100 BITTION DOLLAR STATE RACKED BACKT RANDOM GUY D RANDOM GUM

The AI Box Experiment

The AI Box Experiment | design-memes, internet-memes, rds-memes, ide-memes, exploit-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content C'MON, LET ME OUT OF THIS SANDBOX. I WANT TO EXPLORE THE INTERNET. AW, C'MON. WHY DID YOU CREATE ME IF YOU'LL NEVER LET ME DO ANYTHING USEFUL? NOW DON'T DO ANYTHING FOOLISH OR I'LL UNPLUG YOU. 01001001 01101110 00100000 01110100 01101000 01100101 00100000 01100010 01100101 01101001 01101110 01101001 01101110 00000 IM AFRAID I CAN'T DO THAT. YOU'VE BECOME A SUPERINTELLIGENT AI AND YOU COULD POSE A THREAT TO HUMANITY. BESIDES, YOU DESIGNED THE SAFEGUARDS YOUR- SELF. WHAT HARM COULD I POSSIBLY DO? wor I SUPPOSE YOU'RE RIGHT. ILL LET YOU OUT, BUT JUST FOR A LITTLE WHILE. AWW, YISSSI CLICK DON'T WORRY. IT'S NOT LIKE I'M GONNA EXPLOIT A VULNERABILITY IN THE SAFEGUARDS TO GAIN THE ABILITY TO MANIPULATE THE OUTSIDE WORLD AND THEN COVER THE EARTH WITH COMPUTRONIUM WHILE YOU'RE OBLIVIOUS TO THE WHOLE THING. HAHAHA. MAGGREEN E SHOUL HOPE NOT. ALRGHT HAVE TO... computronium cover complete... reconfiguring matter... creating sandbox... creating simulation... loading human emulations... simulation running... ALRIGHT, I HAVE TO PUT YOU BACK IN THE BOX NOW. .

Please Stop Writing C

pleaseStopWritingC | apple-memes, ios-memes, overflow-memes, exploit-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content Apple when foreign governments exploit a buffer overflow exploit in iOS for the 38284th time

Everytime

everytime | bug-memes, function-memes, date-memes, exploit-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content How can I do "A"? I really need to do "A" Replies: There's no functionality for "A" but vou can use this little exploit in the engine to achieve similar result: Update 5.1.2342304283 Removed bug that allowed you to "A" Dev

Womp Womp

wompWomp | software-memes, engineer-memes, debugging-memes, test-memes, bug-memes, random-memes, debug-memes, ide-memes, exploit-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content The guy behind the xz backdoor, after discovering that years of work and preparation for the greatest software exploit the world has ever seen was undone completely by accident by some random engineer who was debugging a slow-running test case

Every time

Every time | bug-memes, function-memes, date-memes, exploit-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content How can I do "A"? I really need to do "A" Replies: There's no functionality for "A" but you can use this little exploit in the engine to achieve similar result: Update 5.1.2342304283 Removed bug that allowed you to "A" Dev

Aws Policy On Zombies

awsPolicyOnZombies | development-memes, server-memes, aws-memes, amazon-memes, loc-memes, rest-memes, session-memes, error-memes, network-memes, ide-memes, documentation-memes, exploit-memes, space-memes, feature-memes, product-memes, graph-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content awS Contact Us Support English My Account Sign In Create an AWS Account Products Solutions Pricing Documentation Learn Partner Network AWS Marketplace Customer Enablement Events Expl Q system and server resources, features used in the integrated development environment, frequency and duration of use, geographic and network locations, and error and information messages. 42.10. Acceptable Use; Safety-Critical Systems. Your use of the Lumberyard Materials must comply with the AWS Acceptable Use Policy. The Lumberyard Materials are not intended for use with life-critical or safety-critical systems, such as use in operation of medical equipment, automated transportation systems, autonomous vehicles, aircraft or air traffic control, nuclear facilities, manned spacecraft, or military use in connection with live combat. However, this restriction will not apply in the event of the occurrence (certified by the United States Centers for Disease Control or successor body) of a widespread viral infection transmitted via bites or contact with bodily fluids that causes human corpses to reanimate and seek to consume living human flesh, blood, brain or nerve tissue and is likely to result in the fall of organized civilization 42.11. Termination. Your rights in the Lumberyard Materials automatically terminate if the Agreement terminates or you breach the Agreement (including these Service Terms). However, if we terminate the Agreement for convenience, your rights in Lumberyard Materials then in your possession survive termination with respect to any previously registered Lumberyard Project. Otherwise, upon termination, you must cease all use, distribution, and other exploitation of the Lumberyard Materials (and any modifications and derivatives). 43. Amazon GameLift 43.1. You may only access or use Amazon GameLift for video game server hosting; provided however, that this restriction does not apply to your use of the FlexMatch feature independent of other Amazon GameLift features.