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Ah yes, the elusive "4090 build" that runs Windows 2000 Professional. When the eBay listing said "cutting edge technology," they didn't specify which edge or which century. This isn't an RTX 4090 graphics card—it's some ancient scientific equipment with "4090μ+" printed on it! Somewhere, a lab technician is wondering why their semiconductor analysis machine is missing while some gamer is trying to figure out where to plug in their monitor. The seller technically didn't lie... this machine probably cost more than your entire gaming setup when it was new in 1999. But hey, at least it can run Minesweeper at a blistering 15 FPS!

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The ultimate programmer pickup line that actually works! Fixing printers is like the final boss of tech support—a nightmare realm where even seasoned developers fear to tread. When a programmer offers to fix your printer, that's not just flirting... that's basically a marriage proposal. Printer drivers exist in that special circle of hell where documentation goes to die and logic ceases to exist. The fact that he's willing to battle those cryptic error codes and mysterious paper jams? That's true love in binary form.

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Looks like someone took "burn your bridges" a bit too literally! This poor Dell laptop has clearly been through what IT departments call "aggressive user testing" – or what the rest of us call "setting company property on fire before returning it." Nothing says "I quit" quite like returning a laptop that looks like it was used to debug code in the actual fires of hell. The screen is charred, the keyboard is melted, and that trackpad has seen things no trackpad should ever see. The best part? Some exec is definitely asking if it can be refurbished for the next hire. "Just reinstall Windows, it'll be fine."

The moment you get that computer science degree, everyone suddenly thinks you're the designated IT support person for the entire extended family. Nothing says "I've made it as an engineer" quite like being handed a printer that hasn't worked since Windows XP and being told "you can fix this, right?" The girlfriend bringing home a friend's printer is the final boss of unpaid tech support. Six years of algorithms and data structures for this glorious moment.