Static Memes

Ah yes, the classic "I can build a website" phase we all went through. This building is literally half-finished—just like any "web application" built with HTML alone. Sure, it has structure, but no functionality whatsoever. It's the coding equivalent of bringing a spoon to a gunfight. The poor thing is just sitting there, static and lifeless, desperately waiting for someone to introduce it to CSS and JavaScript so it can become a real boy. Ten years later, that bootcamp graduate is still wondering why their form doesn't actually submit anything.