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The tech industry has monetized literally EVERYTHING at this point—APIs, fonts, color palettes, even the air we breathe (looking at you, cloud services)—so watching someone try to sell markdown files is like witnessing the final boss of capitalism. Just sitting there, utterly bewildered, wondering if we've collectively lost our minds. Markdown files! The plaintext format that's literally just asterisks and hashtags! Next thing you know, someone's gonna launch "README.md Premium" with exclusive bullet point features. The subscription economy has gone too far, and we're all just frozen in disbelief watching it happen.

You know that feeling when you're waiting for a page to load and it's taking forever? Now imagine that, but with government documents that are heavily redacted for "national security reasons." The mobile version shows a skeleton loader that'll probably finish before we get any real answers, while the desktop version is just walls of black bars with occasional words peeking through like "The government is the criminal" and mentions of Judge Preska. The joke here is brutal: those loading placeholders on the left will probably render actual content faster than those documents on the right will ever be unredacted. At least with lazy loading you eventually get your cat pictures. With classified files? You get rectangles. Lots and lots of rectangles. It's like someone ran redact.exe --aggressive on the entire thing and called it transparency.