We Don't Just Create We Innovate

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We Don't Just Create We Innovate

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When your product manager asks for "innovative OAuth options" and you take it as a personal challenge. Sure, Google and GitHub are fine, but have you considered logging in with a potato? Or better yet, your credit card details because security is just a social construct, right?

Nothing screams "enterprise-ready SaaS" quite like "Login with Beef Caldereta" or "Login with your mom." The dev who built this either has the best sense of humor or completely gave up on life halfway through the sprint. "Login with Settings" is particularly inspired—why authenticate users when you can just... authenticate the concept of configuration itself?

My personal favorite is "Login with Form 137"—a Filipino school document. Because nothing says seamless user experience like requiring academic records from elementary school. The fingerprint option looks downright boring in comparison.

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