The Impostor Among Programming Languages

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10 months ago 275,366 views 3 shares

The Impostor Among Programming Languages

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THE BETRAYAL! The programming world depicted as an Among Us game where HTML5 is DRAMATICALLY revealed as the impostor because it's not ACTUALLY a programming language! The absolute SCANDAL of it all! HTML strutting around in its markup language disguise, pretending to be part of the cool programming gang with CSS, JavaScript, PHP and others. The AUDACITY! Meanwhile, real programming languages are looking at HTML like "Honey, you're just formatting text and we all know it." The ultimate tech world gatekeeping moment that has divided friendships and started keyboard wars since the dawn of web development!

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