I Have This Idea And You Are A Developer

App ideas Developer life Non-technical friends Social awkwardness Free work Million dollar idea Coding misconceptions Startup ideas Side hustle

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I Have This Idea And You Are A Developer

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The five stages of being ambushed with an app idea: denial, anger, bargaining, depression, and finally reaching for your beer while contemplating how many "million-dollar ideas" you've heard this month alone. Friends somehow believe coding is just typing random characters until an app appears. Bonus points if they offer "exposure" as payment or say "it's like Uber but for [literally anything]." Most developers have mastered the art of the thousand-yard stare while mentally calculating how many weekends this conversation is about to cost them.

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