As A True Devoloper

Content Webdesigners in 2001 Let me just compile this new Linux kernel for m new Apache kinadom. Pure beauty of 800x 600px design is already sliced up, keyframes set and tweened to the right frequency. Custom pixel font included. Webdesigners in 2020 Does anyone know where I can download the best button templates?

This meme perfectly captures the eternal struggle between Microsoft and its increasingly irritated users. Microsoft issues a "recall" for a feature nobody asked for (random screenshots), users collectively scream "NO THANKS," and then Microsoft just sneakily reintroduces it with the next update anyway. It's the corporate equivalent of a toddler waiting until you're not looking to eat the crayon you just took away. The cycle of Microsoft ignoring user feedback is so predictable it should come with its own weather forecast: "Today's outlook - 100% chance of unwanted features with a high probability of forced restarts."

Content Sebastin Ramrez tiangolo I saw a job post the other day. It required 4 years of experience in FastAPI. I couldn't apply as I only have 1.5t years of experience since I created that thing. Maybe it's time to re-evaluate that "years of experience skill level". E 7:10 PM 11 Jul 20 Twitter Web App

Content Elon Musk elonmusk Okay, our team of 20 did some extra hardcore crunch time and patched every bug. Hopefully we didn't miss anything... 8:48 PM Jan 21, 2023 Twitter Web App 28 Retweets 192 Quote Tweets 637K Likes 3 minutes later Elon Musk elonmusk Some fucker decided it would be funny to SQL inject on the login form. 8:48 PM Jan 21, 2023 Twitter Web App 11 Retweets 108 Quote Tweets 720K Likes 17 1 made with memnatie ProdrammerHumor.io

Oh the BETRAYAL! The blue character is proudly showing off JavaScript as their favorite language, only to be EXPOSED for the chaotic monster it truly is! JavaScript's infamous string concatenation turns "11" + 1 into "111" (because strings eat numbers for breakfast), but then has the AUDACITY to make "11" - 1 equal 10 (suddenly remembering it can do math). The white character's dead-inside expression says it all—we've been living this type coercion nightmare since 1995! The gremlin peeking from the JavaScript box is the language's true form—a chaotic gremlin that LIVES to confuse developers with its inconsistent type handling. It's not a bug, it's a "feature"! 💀

Oh. My. GOD. Someone call the design police! This developer has turned their code editor into a calligraphy masterclass with that absurdly fancy font! 😱 The CSS is literally wearing evening attire while the rest of us are coding in sweatpants. That cursive is so extra it's practically signing the Declaration of Independence with every semicolon! How are you supposed to spot a missing bracket when your code looks like it belongs in a Victorian wedding invitation?! And the thumbs down response? UNDERSTATEMENT OF THE CENTURY. Good luck debugging that masterpiece at 2AM when your eyes are bleeding and every line looks like it was written by a fancy ghost with an art degree!