As A True Devoloper

css Flexbox Centering Alignment Display-flex Justify-content Align-items Css-tricks

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24 days ago 212,058 views 0 shares

As A True Devoloper

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The three CSS properties that solve approximately 87% of all frontend alignment issues. You don't need to understand flexbox theory, read the spec, or know what the "main axis" is. Just slap these three lines in and suddenly everything's centered like magic. Been doing this for years and still couldn't explain how it works if my life depended on it. Works every time though.

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