Zombie Costume Or Just Another Day In Full Stack?

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8 months ago 211,888 views 0 shares

Zombie Costume Or Just Another Day In Full Stack?

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Ah yes, the classic "trying to look scary but accidentally looking like you've been debugging for 72 hours straight" scenario. The kid's exhausted expression, formal attire, and disheveled hair perfectly capture that "I've just deployed to production and everything is on fire" vibe that haunts every full-stack dev. The dark circles under the eyes really sell it - that's not makeup, that's the authentic "I've been juggling frontend frameworks, backend APIs, and database optimizations while surviving on nothing but coffee and despair" look. No Halloween costume can match the genuine horror of a dev during sprint deadline week.

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