The Sacred Pre-Coding Ritual

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The Sacred Pre-Coding Ritual

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The four-stage ritual of entering the programming zone! First, basic hygiene (optional). Then, the sacred butt plug—I mean, ergonomic cushion—for those 12-hour debugging sessions. Next, the programmer socks, because nothing says "I understand binary" like thigh-high compression wear. Finally, the transformation is complete: you're no longer a mere human, but a caffeinated code vessel ready to fight with semicolons until 4am. The modern developer's war paint has evolved beyond Mountain Dew stains and Cheeto dust.

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