The Sacred Pre-Coding Ritual

Content Who wants a stable 6-figure job with guaranteed WFH? 1295 Who wants to learn al the skills required for this job?

Content The cast of the Office look like they are about to drop the hottest software update of 2007 .

Content WE DID IT. WE TIME TRAVELED! BUT TO WHAT YEARP HEY! What's Today's date? January 1 1970 101 LET ME ASK THAT GUY OVER THERE We are at the begining of history. SRGRAFO

Content If a binary tree wore pants would he wear them like this like this? or 0006

Oh. My. GOD. The eternal developer drama in four panels! 😒 Panel 1-3: Developer with dead-inside eyes listening to someone complain about their favorite programming language. Panel 4: ABSOLUTE RAGE EXPLOSION when they hear "then don't use it" - because HOW DARE YOU suggest a simple solution when I've committed my entire personality to hating this language?! The audacity! The betrayal! I didn't spend 7 years crafting elaborate rants about PHP/JavaScript/Python just to be told I could simply... not use it? *faints dramatically*

The ultimate programmer's paradox: spending 80 hours automating a 2-hour task, only to realize you've just coded yourself out of a job. That moment of horrified self-awareness when your efficiency algorithm is too efficient. Congratulations, you've achieved peak productivity—now update that LinkedIn profile! The corporate world's version of sawing off the branch you're sitting on, except you designed the saw, optimized its cutting pattern, and wrote documentation for whoever finds your body.