Your Code Is Ass

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3 months ago 259,318 views 0 shares

Your Code Is Ass

vscode-memes, ide-memes, error-message-memes, code-quality-memes, programming-humor-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io

Finally, an IDE that tells it like it is. Visual Studio Code has evolved to gain sentience and developed the ability to judge your code quality. No more sugar-coating with "syntax error" or "undefined variable" - just straight up "This code is ass." The most honest error message in software development history. Just click "OK" and contemplate your career choices.

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