Your Code Is Ass

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Your Code Is Ass

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Finally, an IDE that tells it like it is. Visual Studio Code has evolved to gain sentience and developed the ability to judge your code quality. No more sugar-coating with "syntax error" or "undefined variable" - just straight up "This code is ass." The most honest error message in software development history. Just click "OK" and contemplate your career choices.

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