Spaghetti Code Is Ok As Long As The Customers Can't See It

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Spaghetti Code Is Ok As Long As The Customers Can't See It

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The AUDACITY of modern web development! Frontend? A BLISSFUL MEADOW of sunshine and rainbows where developers frolic with their precious UI components like they're holding up adorable babies to the sky! Meanwhile, the backend is LITERALLY HELL ON EARTH - a post-apocalyptic NIGHTMARE of burning servers, spaghetti code monsters, and data structures held together with duct tape and prayers! The best part? Users only see the pretty meadow while developers are FRANTICALLY fighting off the demon hordes of technical debt that threaten to consume their very souls! But sure, let's just add another animation to that button, shall we?

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