Tap-M-And-Grab-M: The Executive UI Order

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Tap-M-And-Grab-M: The Executive UI Order

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Executive order just dropped: UI/UX terms now require more syllables for maximum developer frustration. Next week they'll rename "copy-paste" to "duplicate-and-relocate-digital-information." Somewhere, a frontend dev is crying into their mechanical keyboard while updating documentation.

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