Xampp Memes

Someone went looking for that sleek, modern deployment platform with one-click deploys and serverless functions, but instead ended up with XAMPP—the OG localhost dinosaur from 2015 that makes you manually start Apache and MySQL like it's the Stone Age of web development. Vercel: "Deploy your Next.js app in 30 seconds with automatic HTTPS and global CDN!" 🚀 XAMPP: "Here's a control panel from Windows XP era. Click 'Start' on each service individually. Good luck, soldier." 💀 The contrast is absolutely SENDING me—going from cloud-native serverless bliss to manually managing ports and checking prerequisites like some kind of localhost caveman. It's like ordering a Tesla and getting a horse-drawn carriage instead.

Ah, the classic "where the hell did my files go?" moment. You put off cleaning your dev environment for years because "it works, don't touch it." Then one brave Sunday morning, you decide to be responsible and update everything. Two hours later, you're staring at an empty folder where your projects used to live, questioning every life decision that led to this point. The best part? You convinced yourself backups were for people who make mistakes. Spoiler alert: that's all of us.