Damn It Frieren

html Markup Programming languages Pedantic Hello world Technically correct

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Damn It Frieren

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Demon tries to flex by saying they only speak human language. Frieren responds with literal HTML markup like she's writing a webpage. The demon's soul immediately leaves its body faster than a segfault.

The punchline hits different because Frieren technically followed instructions—HTML is a markup language, not a programming language. She's both trolling and being pedantically correct, which is the most devastating combo in any argument. The demon learned the hard way that you don't mess with someone who takes "human language" that literally.

Bonus points for using proper semantic HTML with body tags and h1 elements. At least her markup is valid.

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