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Ah, the classic integer overflow exploit, but for babies! This programmer parent found the ultimate life hack - exploiting the Social Security system like it's a poorly coded video game from the 90s. Give your newborn a dollar, wait for their SS number, then take it back to create a negative balance that wraps around to the maximum 32-bit integer value ($2,147,483,647). It's basically SQL injection but for parenting. This is what happens when developers become parents - they immediately start looking for edge cases in government systems. Forget college funds, just find buffer overflows!

Content Pranay Pathole PPathole Programming is like a "choose your own adventure game" except every path leads you to a StackOverflow question from 2013 describing the same bug, with no answer.

You know that moment when you're just trying to write some cool code with good vibes, but then you put on your security glasses and suddenly see your entire codebase is basically a Swiss cheese of exploits? That's the instant transformation from "yeah, I'm just vibing with my code" to "holy mother of buffer overflows, I've basically created Vulnerability-as-a-Service." The glasses of security awareness turn your beautiful creation into a horror show faster than you can say "SQL injection." And now you can't unsee it!

Content mrsteinberg.com JANUARY 1, 2020 SOFTWARE TESTS ARE FOR MILLIONAIRES Until you are making a million a year in revenue, it is a waste of time to write tests. Your startup is going to change so much. Everything is so uncertain and failing. It makes no sense to do anything that does not directly impact revenue until you are making good money. Run though your servicesiteapp manually as a user sure. Fix the bugs that are worth fixing. You have years to refine your block of marble into David, for now just take out the big, easy chunks. Don't fall into a tech geek stereotype of always starting and never finishing. Claiming everything must be polished and tested and documented is the worst form of procrastination because it makes it sound important and a valuable use of your time. ProdrammerHumor.io

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Content C Closed miku-chan03 opened this issue on 18 Oct 2017 2 comments miku-chan03 commented on 18 Oct 2017 Contributor Hii- I fixie wixied the JSON-api fucksy wucksie!!! xp I repwaced the Prototypes. func wiff a more -streamylined- kawaii Pwototypiee. funkywunks object that make the JS go sooper dooper fast!! XD starts twerking Can u pwease merge my pwull wequest senpai?!! UwU gaearon commented on 19 Oct 2017 Contributor what in the name of fuck gaearon closed this permanently on 19 Oct 2017