All My People Say Nah To Apple

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All My People Say Nah To Apple

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Chrome and Firefox are out here being bros, actually supporting your responsive design like decent browsers should. They're holding your hand, telling you "I got you, brother!" when you're testing those media queries at 3 AM.

Then Safari shows up with a 2x4 ready to ruin your day. That one CSS property that worked perfectly everywhere else? Safari decided it's optional. Your flexbox layout? "Oh no you don't!" Safari has its own interpretation of web standards, and it's usually wrong.

Safari is basically the new IE6 at this point. You spend 2 hours building something beautiful, then 6 hours fixing it for Safari. WebKit quirks are the gift that keeps on giving, and by giving I mean taking years off your life.

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