The 4AM Coding Epiphany

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The 4AM Coding Epiphany

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Sleep is just a suggestion when the code starts flowing. Normal people are dreaming at 4am while developers are having their third existential crisis of the night, frantically typing away as if possessed by caffeinated demons. The brain just decides "hey, remember that bug from six hours ago? I've solved it" and suddenly you're knee-deep in a coding session that started with "I'll just try one thing" and ended with the sun rising. Sleep schedule? We don't do that here.

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