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The perfect confession doesn't exi— That moment when you casually nuke an entire database with a single command and then have to explain yourself in the most professional "I messed up but I'm still employable" way possible. The real hero here is the 5-second pause before responding. That's where the developer frantically Googled "how to recover dropped database" and "jobs in different industry" simultaneously. Prisma migrations: because sometimes you just want to watch the world burn without leaving your terminal. At least they owned up to choosing the "nuclear option" — which is developer speak for "I could have done this carefully, but decided chaos was more efficient."

Friend: "I love TypeScript!" Me: *shows them actual TypeScript code with VSCode extension development* Friend: *visible confusion* Turns out they just love the idea of type safety, not the existential crisis of configuring tsconfig.json and wrestling with extension APIs. It's like saying you love cooking but fainting at the sight of a raw chicken. The expectation vs. reality gap is wider than my monitor bezels.

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Groundbreaking personality test just dropped. Turns out no matter which programming language you choose, you're still a nerd. MATLAB users get the special "engineer and a nerd" combo badge, while Fortran enthusiasts earn the prestigious "old and a nerd" achievement. The rest of us? Just regular nerds. Shocking revelation that absolutely nobody saw coming.

Therapy for programmers looks different. The code snippet shows the classic "if not condition, do whatever" pattern - the digital equivalent of shrugging and walking away from a problem. That smug look? It's the face of someone who's written untraceable bugs into production and feels absolutely zero remorse about it. The real mental health crisis in tech isn't burnout, it's the emotional void where code accountability should be.