The Wizard's Knowledge Buffer Overflow

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The Wizard's Knowledge Buffer Overflow

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Someone asks about static typing benefits and suddenly the wizard of programming knowledge has nothing to say. Turns out even the most bearded of experts freeze when put on the spot to explain concepts they use daily. The blank stare is the universal compiler error of human conversation.

Static typing prevents countless runtime errors but explaining why in a chat? Error 404: Eloquence not found.

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