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[text] Selfdriving Car Hits Robot Dog. JavaScripts NaN likely culprit. In a bizarre accident a Tesla selfdriving car hit a Boston Dynamics robot dog on a quiet suburban street. The cars driverless software is being blamed for the accident as it failed to properly cast a string to a number causing the car to believe the dog was a car from a competing manufacturer which must be at all times engaged in a high speed race to see whos best. We spoke to the cars manufacturer who told us they are working hard to fix the issue. We should have migrated to TypeScript ages ago but Bob from HR became a parent last summer and had been asking for a raise ever since said the manufacturer. We just couldnt justify the cost. We never thought this would happen they added. NaN is by definition not a number so we never thought it would be possible for nothing to cause something to happen. Thats not the Christian way. The robot dog for its part was reportedly unharmed in the accident because its worldclass Rust codebase makes it virtually indestructible.