It's Not Magic If You Can Read It

The serialize function is pure genius! It converts JavaScript primitives into hexadecimal values that are actually clever puns:

• undefined → 0x1def9d (I def'd)
• null → 0xbadbad (bad bad)
• true → 0x17d0e5 (true-ish)
• false → 0x0ff0ff (off off)

The developer who wrote this must've spent more time crafting these hex puns than actually implementing the feature. That's dedication to the craft! The kind of easter egg that makes you both groan and secretly admire their commitment to dad-level humor in production code.