Divine Intervention For Type Abusers

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OH. MY. GOD. The AUDACITY of spending your ENTIRE precious day writing documentation instead of churning out shiny new features! 💅 You're literally out here in the coding fields, tilling the soil of software quality with READMEs that no one will read, tests that future developers will thank you for (but never tell you), docstrings that save lives, and type hints that prevent catastrophes. Meanwhile, your product manager is DYING for those new features! But honey, when your colleagues aren't crying over undocumented code at 3AM, they'll know. It ain't glamorous, it ain't sexy, but it's the backbone of civilization as we know it. *dramatically tosses documentation over shoulder*

The JavaScript ecosystem's greatest fear: finding out some random AI model was trained on their npm packages. The title "I Tsc Alled Dis Ti Lla Tion" is a play on "distillation" - the process where AI models learn from other models - but butchered to include "tsc" (TypeScript compiler) and broken into syllables like someone having a panic attack. Nothing sends a JavaScript developer into hysterics faster than discovering their precious code snippets are now being regurgitated by ChatGPT. Meanwhile, the logos for TypeScript, React, and Node.js perfectly represent the frameworks watching their intellectual property get slurped up by the AI void.

Oh, the classic "I'll definitely use getters and setters properly this time" delusion! Every developer swears they'll implement proper encapsulation, then 10 years later realizes they've written exactly zero getters that actually do anything besides return value; . We all pretend we're writing enterprise-grade code that might need validation later, but deep down we know we're just adding extra keystrokes to feel professional. The angry face at the end is just perfect - nothing triggers developer rage quite like being confronted with our own coding hypocrisy.

The pedantic programmer strikes again! While normal people casually say "age is just a number," the developer in the room can't help but interrupt with their technically correct but socially oblivious correction. In most programming languages, age would indeed be stored as a string when input from a form before conversion—a fact absolutely nobody asked for or needed to know at that moment. It's the coding equivalent of responding "actually, it's spelled 'you're'" to someone pouring their heart out in a text message.

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