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God's Developer Console
Bash Security Programming Linux
8 days ago 103.2K views 0 shares
God's Developer Console
HOLD THE PHONE! The ultimate power fantasy for programmers isn't flying or mind-reading—it's having sudo access to the universe ! These absolute MANIACS would immediately start running destructive Linux commands to delete plastic from oceans, cancer from people, and STDs from humanity. The last person even tries to enable magic! Like, honey, you've got GOD'S CONSOLE and your first instinct is to run terminal commands? Not even a GUI? The sheer AUDACITY of programmers thinking the universe runs on Linux is just... *chef's kiss* MAGNIFICENT. And of course they'd use 'sudo' because even God apparently needs permission to modify His own creation. 💅

Divine Intervention For Type Abusers
Typescript C++ Programming Debugging Testing
2 months ago 234.1K views 0 shares
Divine Intervention For Type Abusers
God himself is fed up with TypeScript developers abusing those keywords. Nothing says "I have no idea what I'm doing" like slapping auto and constexpr everywhere because Stack Overflow said it might work. The compiler's been trying to warn you for weeks, but you just keep suppressing those errors with more type gymnastics. Eventually the universe itself will collapse under the weight of your technical debt. Type safety is important, but at some point you've got to actually understand what you're typing.

Vibe Coding The World In 7 Days
Programming StackOverflow Debugging
7 months ago 227.9K views 2 shares
Vibe Coding The World In 7 Days
The first commit to the universe repo must have been wild. God out here using some divine command-line interface, typing "Let there be light" and the system just responds with "Ok, creating light..." like it's no big deal. No stack overflow questions, no dependency issues, no merge conflicts with other deities. Just pure, clean execution. Meanwhile, the rest of us need three StackOverflow tabs and a YouTube tutorial just to center a div. Seven days to create the world? That's the most unrealistic sprint timeline I've ever heard.