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Ah, the divine intervention of C++23. Nothing says "prayers answered" quite like std::expected_never() and std::has_single_bit() descending from the heavens. The desperate programmer begging for a sign gets 23 new standard functions instead. Truly blessed are those who update their compilers, for they shall inherit the earth-shattering compile errors of a slightly different syntax.

Finally, someone gets it! A realistic programming movie would just be 2 hours of compile errors, scope creep, and a project manager who thinks "agile" means asking for updates every 15 minutes while the world allegedly hangs in the balance. And don't forget the mandatory scene where someone says "we need to bypass the firewall" while frantically typing gibberish, followed by the PM insisting you open a ticket for the apocalypse. Because nothing says "emergency" like proper documentation! The sequel? "Still Compiling: The Backend Strikes Back" – coming never because the requirements changed again.

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