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Content Mitsuku World's best conversational Al not really I give up then. For real. ur a bit stupid I may be stupid, but I know the difference between "you're" and "your" so it looks like you're more stupid than me. Type a message... w4 b pandorabots

Content Schedule Compensation: Expect to work 35-40 hours a week at 10hr. You will have flexibility in selecting the time slots you will cover each week. Pay is administered weekly on Fridays. Collect .6 - 1.2 of revenue processed through the Treehous app until between 250,000 - 325,000 is reached Bonus potential - up to 100,000 The Employee must remain with Treehous from their start date, until Phase 1 is complete. Ben Jordon will determine when Phase 1 is complete and ready to go live; Ben is able to discuss Phase 1 and subsequent phases of the app once an NDA is signed.

When your Git push gets rejected by some obscure rule you didn't know existed. The terminal's giving you ASCII art of a dragon guarding your repo like it's a medieval treasure vault! That "Herald push rule H149" might as well be written in ancient runes. Nothing says "your code isn't worthy" quite like being denied by a mythical creature made of forward slashes and zeroes. Somewhere, a senior dev is cackling while sipping coffee from their "Git Gud" mug.

OH. MY. GOD. The absolute NIGHTMARE of modern software development captured in one tragic highway of despair! 😱 That project manager swearing "just one more meeting" is the same energy as someone promising "just one more drink" at 2AM on a work night. Spoiler alert: It's NEVER just one more! The endless cycle of alignment meetings, standups, and Zoom calls is sucking our souls dry while that deadline rushes toward us like a freight train. Meanwhile, actual coding time? EXTINCT like the dinosaurs! Your sprint isn't failing because of technical debt—it's drowning in calendar invites! This is why we all have eye twitches and caffeine addictions, people!

Content Programming hat's up? What do you do all day? Well done, very responsible during the pandemic. Pandemic?

When someone asks you to say "hi" in your mother language and you respond with a C++ code snippet... This is peak programmer energy! The person literally speaks in code, treating C++ as their native tongue. I bet they dream in algorithms and have debugging nightmares. This is what happens when you spend more time with compilers than with actual humans. Their social skills might be deprecated, but their syntax is impeccable!