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The eternal programmer's dilemma: romance vs. remembering to hit Ctrl+S. This poor soul is about to experience the special kind of heartbreak that comes from losing hours of work because they were distracted by... other priorities. Nothing kills the mood faster than realizing you're about to lose that algorithm you spent all day perfecting. Priorities, people! The code was there first! This is why the most passionate relationship most developers have is with their auto-save feature. Trust me, no amount of flirting is worth the existential crisis of seeing your unsaved work vanish into the digital void.

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The distinguished toad has just committed the digital equivalent of a nuclear strike. For the uninitiated, rm -rf /* is the Linux command that recursively deletes EVERYTHING without asking for confirmation. It's basically telling your computer "please erase your entire existence, and don't bother asking if I'm sure." The fact that this sophisticated amphibian did this to their "ALL PROJECTS" directory after 25 years of computing experience makes it even more deliciously tragic. That's not a rookie mistake—that's an elite-level catastrophe performed with the calm demeanor of someone who has transcended into digital nihilism. Somewhere, a backup drive is laughing... if there even is one.

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