Moms Are The Best Code Reviewers

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The four-stage grief cycle of programming: Write code with naive optimism Run it and watch your hopes evaporate Realize your code is a perfect mirror of your chaotic mind Curl up in fetal position as the existential dread sets in Ten years into my career and I still cycle through these stages at least twice before lunch. The only difference now is I keep tissues at my desk and my therapist on speed dial.

Ah, the dangerous thrill of tweaking IDE settings! One minute you're happily changing your code editor theme to Monokai Dark, adjusting tab spacing to 2 instead of 4, and enabling auto-brackets. Pure joy! 😄 Then suddenly your carefully crafted code isn't even recognized as code anymore. Instead, VLC media player is trying to interpret your JavaScript as if it's some bizarre video format. The horror of realizing you've somehow associated .js files with a media player is the programming equivalent of accidentally texting your boss instead of your best friend. 💀 Pro tip: Always back up your IDE config before you start playing "settings roulette." Your future self will thank you when your code isn't being "executed" by something designed to play MP3s.

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OH. MY. GOD. The most literal Python course in existence! 🐍 Someone took "learning Python" to a WHOLE NEW LEVEL of danger! Two actual snakes attending class while their instructor stands on a chair (smart move, buddy). The snakes are just sitting there like "Yessss, I'd like to learn about my namesssake language." Meanwhile, that laptop is about to experience the most terrifying pair programming session in history. I'm DYING at how these reptiles probably understand indentation better than half the CS graduates I know! The instructor is definitely regretting that "hands-on learning experience" line in the job description right now. 💀