Moms Are The Best Code Reviewers

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Moms Are The Best Code Reviewers

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When your mom accidentally becomes the harshest code reviewer in existence! Non-technical parents have this supernatural ability to cut through our complex developer egos with brutal simplicity. "Random English words in fancy colors" is basically what our syntax highlighting looks like to outsiders, and the alignment complaint? Pure gold. That's literally what senior devs nitpick about during code reviews! Mom's innate attention to detail would make her the terror of every GitHub pull request. She'd reject your meticulously crafted 3-hour algorithm because your variable names aren't descriptive enough.

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